Mate, I’m not trying to be overly self-deprecating here but have you seen me? It’s not like I go outside and it immediately starts raining blowjobs and vaginas.
What I’m saying is I’m not the best guy to ask. I’m not exactly what ladies look for and I’m not about to pretend I am.
I’m not giving you a sob story. I’m cool. I have a sense of humor, a snazzy beard and cunnilingus skills that should get me a spot in the X-Men.
I’m just not out there skidding to work on the collective moistness of the ladies I come across, you know?
If you’re a good, nice guy, be yourself. Don’t succumb to reshaping your personality or sacrificing who you are just because you think it’ll get you women.
Oh and if you have your dick as your avatar, you might want to remove that. I’m pretty sure that’s woman Kryptonite.
That or make a shit load of money.